New rules
In which one of our time's most original political thinkers and social satirist lays down the law.
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by Bill Maher
Rule #26: If at first you don't secede
Rule #25: A word from the Wolf PAC
Rule #24: Put your cervix where your mouth is
Rule #23: Let Bush win!
Rule #22: Bush acts like a girl
Rule #21: Allow Conan vs Onan
Rule #20: Let's re-invade Vietnam
Rule #19: You can't run on a mistake
Rule # 18: If you're going to protest, break something!
Rule #17: The Olympics should be about sports, not Oprahesque melodrama
Rule #16: Conventions aren't boring, people who don't watch are
Rule #15: Terrorists need to get laid
Rule #14: You can't be a Washington outsider if you're already president
Rule #13: Politics is about compromises
Rule #12: Foreigners can't run for president?
Rule #11: No one has their shit together at 22
Rule #10: Valentine's Day, that great state holiday
Rule #9: Lose the twang, y'all
Rule #8: Howard the Baptist
Rule #7: Iowa is not the boss of me
Rule #6: Barbie is a shiksa
Rule #5: DVDs are for losers
Rule #4: Stop believing in slogans
Rule #3: Your daughter's a whore
Rule #2: Recalls are for cars, not governors
Rule #1: Terrorists can't be charities
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