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The Natural Laws of Golf

The Natural Laws of Golf
Scientifically tested and proved to be as immutable as they come.

My dinner with George
A chance encounter involving protests, Gestapo tactics, mayhem and fine dining in a small Southern Oregon town.

A Mean and Unholy Ditch: The sleep of reason amid wild dogs and gin
Bad government lies with the majority of American people themselves, something that few liberals would even admit to.

Understanding the Christian roots of my political depression
The Republican mix of piety, patriotism and fear works, but is lethal for America and Christianity.

I am your dog
A word to humans, on behalf of canines everywhere

Church and State
A lunatic Christian cult has the run of the White House and the ear of the president. What do they want? The end of the world. Be afraid.

Republicanism shown to be genetic
Science finally proves that being GOP is not a chosen lifestyle.

Nuclear Power is the Only Green Solution
We have no time to experiment with visionary energy sources; civilisation is in imminent danger.

Terrorism, tweezers and terminal madness
Some thoughts about the absurdity of too much security..

Back to Nature with Bruce Campbell
An interview with the actor, filmmaker, environmentalist and Evil Dead guy.

A history of American secularism

The Homosexual Agenda
The actual, official gay document, direct from queer headquarters, published for the first time, anywhere.

The evil that is Wal-Mart
What every American needs to know about the giant retailer.

Curse Words For Janet Jackson
Daddy, why does that f--- politician hate women's breasts? Because he's a s-- and a hypocrite, honey.

Dear Mr. WillDear Mr. Will
An Open Letter to Political Columnist George F. Will of the Washington Post

The Al Gebera Plot
There is yet another mind-bending terror that presents an entire set of problems for the free world.
by Statistical Norm Crosby

Mother Theresa iconMother Theresa: Exemplar, or Scoundrel?
You can't always judge a saint by her publicity.
by Robert Casserly

Face it, you'll never be richFace it, you'll never be rich
Why do Americans still believe in the rags-to-riches fairy tale? Michael Moore explains why the corporate bosses will never let the American dream become a reality
by Michael Moore

Lunch With The Fat ManLunch With The Fat Man
More advice for musicians and would-be musicians. It's not just about music. It's about life. It's about art. It's about lunch! Let's eat!
By George Alistair Sanger

When you ride ALONE you ride with bin LadenWhen you ride ALONE you ride with bin Laden
What the government should be telling us to help fight the war on terrorism. The second installment of essays.
by Bill Maher

The Matrix of IgnoranceThe Matrix of Ignorance: Unplugging the Sixty-Nine Percent
Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Repeat, nothing to do with 9/11. Repeat, nothing to do with 9/11...
by Gary Leupp

Conan's Harvard Cmmencement SpeechConan's Harvard Commencement Speech
To hell with inspiring. We'll take honest, poignant and funny every time.
by Conan O'Brien

The "Nudie Suit" storyThe "Nudie Suit" story
Life teaches us important lessons in mysterious ways, like telling us to give up our favorite western wear.
by The Fat Man

Pat Robertson, God's SimpPat Robertson, God's Simp
In which the Divine announces plans for a major karmic enema for all of organized religion, ASAP
by Mark Morford

Inside the Planet of the WomenInside the Planet of the Women
If women ruled the world, there would be no war, and all women would be fat and happy. Right? Wrong.
by Allen Voivod

Protest signageProtest signage
Some of our favorite signs from the recent anti-war protests.

Best-Case ScenariosBest-Case Scenarios
Good shit happens too, and when it does, it's important that you be prepared.
By Noble Smith

I see stupid people all the timeI see stupid people all the time.
Survey Results: U.S. Young Adults Are Lagging

Fetish RagsFetish Rags
There is at least one publication for every possible human interest. Sure humans are kinky, but what's worse is they're so damn silly!.
By skreed.com

Choose the Blue
Shop smart with this reference source for the politically discriminating consumer

The Godly Must Be Crazy

Christian-right views are swaying politicians and threatening the environment
by Glenn Scherer

The Fundamentalist Agenda
is absolutely natural, ancient, and powerful -- but the liberal impulse makes us humane.
by Davidson Loehr


Jesus seeks loving woman

Under God and Over
What America can learn from its atheists.

The Jesus Factor
This Frontline documentary examines George W. Bush's personal religious journey, it's impact on his political career and presidency, and the growing influence of America's evangelical Christians.

The Corporation
(a documentary)
It's alive and it's psychopathic!

Where is Mary Cheney?

Get yer red hot cruxifiction spike jewelry here!

The Despoiling of America
How George W. Bush became the head of the new American Dominionist Church/State

Running Out of Oil - and Time
Panic will strike if we're not prepared with new technologies

Holy Matrimony
What's really undermining the sanctity of marriage? Hint: it's many things that are not gay marriage.

John Ashcraft's
Evil Communiversity
If you're REALLY into evil, then why not take classes?

Christ converts to Islam

Why They Hate Us

U.S. & Coalition Casualties

Shoes of the Fisherman
Born again Christians with sole

The Meatrix
What is the true nature of the Meatrix? It may be too terrible to know.

Turkey Gravy Soda Anyone?
Just in time for the hoidays!

Cintra Wilson
Lover her, fear her.
Our favorite, fabulous, and funny celebrity critic.

Over 300 Proofs of God's Existence

America, Like Iraq, Targeted by Forces Bent on Theocracy
by Ellen Goodman

Researchers help define what makes a political conservative

Congratulations to Cardinal Bernard Law for being this year's recipient of Skreed's first annual America's Most Despicable Criminal Award. Way to go Bernie, you lousy bastard!
Here's how he did it!

A prayer for justices
from Pat Robertson

Sites of the month

Are these for real or are they inspired parody? Our guess is that they are so fucking real, it's hard to tell.

The Anti-Porn Guy

OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries

Computer features we'd all love to have.