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The Homosexual Agenda
The actual, official gay document, direct from queer headquarters, published for the first time, anywhere.
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skreed.com
 E'VE ALL HEARD Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and others repeatedly speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever actually seen it. So, using our vast network of invaluable contacts, we managed to obtain a copy of the secret, highly-guarded document directly from H3 (Head Homo Honcho) himself. We now present it for the first time in any publication. We hope by doing so, we will be helping to prepare you for the coming onslaught...
- 6:00 AM
- Gym
- 8:00 AM
- Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
- 9:00 AM
- Hair appointment
- 10:00 AM
- Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom's or Neiman's)
- 12:00 PM
- Brunch
- 2:00 PM
- (1) assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government;
- (2) destroy all healthy marriages;
- (3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
(4) bulldoze all houses of worship;
(5) secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media;
- (6) be fabulous
- 2:30 PM
- Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
- 4:00 PM
- Cocktails
- 6:00 PM
- Light Dinner (salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, grilled salmon and Pouilly Fuisse)
- 8:00 PM
- Theatre
- 10:30 PM
- "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
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